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47 Funny Cruise Ship Memes – Best for 2024

If you’re looking for a good laugh, then look no further than these funny cruise ship memes. From the silly to the downright absurd, these memes will have you chuckling in no time.

We’ve scoured the internet for some of the funniest cruise memes out there, and we’re sure you’ll get a good laugh out of them or at least raise a smile.

I’ve tried to capture every funny side of cruising, including memes about needing a cruise through to cruise day, the onboard buffet food, and many more.

But first in case you didn’t already know.

So what’s a cruise ship meme?

A cruise ship meme is any funny or relatable image or video that’s been shared online, typically with a caption added. And when it comes to cruise ship memes, there’s no shortage of funny cruise ship pics.

Whether you’re a seasoned cruiser or someone who’s thinking about taking their first cruise, these memes will definitely resonate.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the funniest cruise ship memes out there.

Funny Cruise Memes

In case you are looking for a specific type of cruise meme relating to a specific cruise line or situation such as being a cruise addict or overindulging in the buffet we have split the memes into humor categories below.

Near the end, we group a random selection of the best and funniest cruise memes for you to enjoy before ending with memes that represent the feelings of disembarkation day.

Carnival Cruise Memes

Carnival Cruises are the best and some passengers are very loyal.

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Disney Cruise Memes

Disney-inspired cruise memes are always popular.

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Booze Cruise Memes

For some cruisers, it’s all about the boozing and the drinks package, cocktails, and having a very merry time on vacation.

I like this feeling:

Cruise Food and Buffet Memes

We all know how good and how much food is on offer onboard the cruise ship.

No matter what your intentions are before embarking, it usually doesn’t last long.

Its actually quite surprising how much weight can be put on in 7 days!

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Know this feeling, especially on the first visit to the buffet. The joy and excitement is real.

Let’s get fat together.

Withdrawal symptoms from the buffet start to set in.

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Haha, when you get home.

It was only 7 days, made the most of it though.

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I Need a Cruise Memes

We spend a lot of time waiting for the next cruise.

Do you get this excited when booking a cruise is mentioned?

My kind of house in between cruises (I wish).

This is a great idea for the yard.

Funny and cute!

What kind of friend are they anyway if they go without you?

The days are long while waiting.

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When the wait is too long and you’ve reached breaking point!

It’s all about prioritizing for the cruise budget.

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Packing Cruise Memes

It’s all about the packing

How do you distinguish your luggage?

Anyone else do this? (I do!)

It’s Cruise Day Memes

You know that crazy happy feeling!

Love this one, watch the kid’s food fly! (Poor kid but at least smiling)

Going on a Cruise Memes

When the cruise is booked nothing can stop the smile when that happy feeling has set in.

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The cruise is booked, all is good.

Every time, never gets old.

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Screw everything and everyone.

So exciting.

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Size 7 day Cruise Memes

When it comes to happy birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s and Father’s day, some people only want to wear a size 7 day cruise!

What do you want to wear for Christmas?

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Another one but this time for Disney:

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Cruise Addict Memes

Are you a cruise addict?

This is the dream:

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Best Random Funny Cruise Memes

Can you see it? 🙂

Is this you? Where am I exactly?

Cruise towels.

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Yes, it’s a cruise cabin!

Is this you whenever you hear the word cruise.

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Love cruising meme.

Disembarkation Day Cruise Memes

All good things must come to end (until the next cruise).

No rush to leave the ship, or even the cabin.

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Do you think we’d ever get away with it? Hide.

Know this feeling. Hard times.

Back home to chores.

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If you are still looking for more funny cruising memes or image you might find some at these sources which our updated regularly:

Cruise Memes Facebook Groups – a great source and no wonder it has over 75,000 followers. They also post many of their memes on their Instagram page .

I hope these cruise memes made you laugh or gave you a few reasons to smile.

Which one was your favorite? Feel free to let me know.

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The 30 BEST Cruise Memes

by Prof. Cruise · Published May 20, 2020 · Updated June 6, 2021

I’m not sure the highlighted portion of the above title would pass a lie detector test: “BEST cruise memes? That’s a lie!” But creating dozens of cruise memes has served as a poor – but better than growing my own sourdough starter or busting a hip trying to out-dance my 7 year-old on TikTok – substitute for cruising during this extended period of quarantine in my home port of Seattle.

I’ve shared some of these already on my Facebook page and on Instagram , but many are debuting here. Feel free to laugh, cry, and share widely with your cruise loving friends.

Funny Cruise Memes

Pre-cruise:

Post cruise:

Share an exciting announcement with your friends:

Life goals:

I cruise blog to cruise to cruise blog and so on. It’s a tough life. Especially…

A true friend would NEVER say this…

Those nice smelling spa ladies get me every time! Yes, I deserve to relax and be pampered, damnit!

Post this one to Facebook for the full effect:

First day of a cruise:

Last day of a cruise:

Me, right this very second:

Because I won’t be doing THIS anytime soon:

Which brings us to…

Coronavirus Related Cruise Memes

Holiday Cruise Memes

Two for Valentine’s Day:

(For Carnival cruise fans…)

Thanksgiving:

New Year’s:

Inspiring Or Positive Cruise Memes

And finally…

Class Dismissed.

Homework: Be sure to follow Prof. Cruise on Facebook and Instagram for future cruise memes! Also, go  here  for 15 things for cruise lovers to do while staying at home.

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25+ Funny-Relatable Cruise Memes and Cruise Jokes Revolving Cruise Travel

Embark on a laughter-filled voyage with our collection of cruise memes and jokes.

Whether you’re in for outright hilarity, honest truths, or a dose of delightful corniness, our selection captures the diverse humor of the cruise experience. From buffet fun to navigating cruise ship dilemmas, join us in celebrating the lighter side of cruise travel with these funny and relatable cruise memes and jokes.

Feel free to share our cruise memes and jokes with your friends. Don’t forget to tag us! Tell us your favorite cruise meme, cruise joke, or cruise pun in the comments.

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1. Cruise Math = Free Vacation

Cruise Math: (Book early + Pay in Installments) x Time = Feels like a Free Vacation!

2. Why did the banana go on a cruise?

Why did the banana go on a cruise? Because it wanted to slip into vacation mode.

3. Cruise Math is Hard

Choosing a drink package: Because adulting is hard, and so is math.

4. Trying all the Cruise Desserts

I’m going to eat healthy on this cruise. Also me… let me try all the desserts.

5. The Wardrobe Doesn’t Go as Planned

My cruise wardrobe plan vs. What I actually end up wearing.

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6. Why did the cruise ship break up with the ocean?

Why did the cruise ship break up with the ocean? It needed space.

7. Fairy Godmother On Formal Night

When your fairy godmother shows up for formal night.

8. Cruise o’Clock Meme

The only countdown that matters: Cruise o’clock!

9. Cruise Sea Days and Lounge Chairs

Finding a lounge chair on a cruise sea day: Mission Impossible!

10. What did the ocean say to the cruise ship?

What did the ocean say to the cruise ship? Nothing, it just waved.

11. More Time Eating Than Exploring

When you’ve spent more time eating than exploring the ports.

12. Cruise Elevators

The real test of patience on a cruise: elevators.

Cruise Tip: Always take the stairs.

13. 3 Rules of Cruising

Rule 1: Don’t ask someone their real age; we’re all forever 29 on the Lido Deck. Rule 2: No calorie counting. Calories don’t count at sea, right? Rule 3: If someone drops their ice cream cone, we all pretend it never happened. Sea mishaps are classified under ‘Ship Happens.’

14. Packing for a Cruise Like a Tetris Champion

Me when it’s time to pack for a cruise: Pretending I’m a Tetris champion with my suitcase. It must all fit!

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15. Take Advantage Of The Drink Package

Taking advantage of that drink package. “Another one, please!”

16. Watching the Cruise Countdown

When the cruise countdown is still in the triple digits… then hits the double digits and finally the single digits!

17. Money Can Buy Happiness

Money can buy happiness. It’s called a cruise.

18. Studying Cruise Deck Maps

Studying the cruise deck maps like it’s a treasure map. Buffet, I’m coming for you!

19. Cocktail to Order Next

On a Cruise: The only decision I want to make is which cocktail to order next.

20. Reading Turns Into Dancing By The Pool

Me on a cruise: I’m going to read a book by the pool Also, me, when the DJ plays my favorite song: Get’s up to dance, “Oh, that’s my song!”

21. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite kind of music?

What’s a cruise ship’s favorite kind of music? Rock and roll!

22. Waking Up Early For A Day At Port

Waking for a day at work: Hitting snooze like it’s my job. Waking up for a day at port.

23. Expert at the Cruise Spa

Cruise Spa Level: Expert. Because relaxation is a sport, and I’m going for the gold.

24. What to Get Me For My Birthday

In case you’re wondering what to get me for my birthday… I’m a size 7-night Caribbean Cruise.

25. Daydreaming About 5 to 9

Guess which one I’m daydreaming about? 9 to 5 (work) or 5 to 9 (on vacation)

26. Formal Flip Flop Night

Me deciding which shoes to pack for a cruise: “But what if there’s a formal flip-flop night?”

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50 Hilarious Cruise Puns to Brighten Your Day

• March 22, 2024
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Set sail into a sea of laughter with our collection of 50 hilarious cruise puns that are shore to brighten your day! These puns are perfect for sharing with friends and family, or as quirky additions to your social media posts.

So, without further ado, let’s get sailing!

Sea you later, I’m on a cruise!

This playful way of saying goodbye uses “sea” instead of “see” because the person is heading off on a cruise. And if you’re planning your own trip, don’t forget to unlock hidden cruise deals to score the best prices.

I’m having a whale of a time on this cruise

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Sail-abrating life on the high seas!

Combining “sailing” and “celebrating,” this phrase expresses joy and celebration while cruising the vast, open waters of the sea.

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Cruising through life, one port at a time

Taking life at a leisurely pace, one port at a time, sounds like the perfect vacation—unless you find yourself at one of the worst ports of call that cruisers love to avoid!

Life’s a cruise

This pun suggests that life should be as enjoyable and smooth as a cruise.

Aboat time we took a cruise!

Playing on “about time” with “aboat,” this phrase humorously suggests it’s the right time to embark on a cruise.

Keep calm and cruise on

A calming phrase encouraging to continue cruising or moving forward, inspired by the “Keep calm and carry on” slogan.

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I’m having a hull of a time on this cruise!

This phrase plays on “hell of a time,” using “hull” to reference the body of the ship.

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Sea-rious relaxation ahead

Combining “serious” with “sea,” this phrase forecasts a significant amount of relaxation coming up, ideal for a cruise vacation.

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Seas the day

A creative twist on the motivational phrase “Carpe Diem” or “Seize the Day,” suggesting making the most out of every moment aboard the cruise and embracing ocean life to the fullest.

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Buoy, am I having fun!

Expressing enjoyment with a play on words using “buoy,” a floating marker at sea.

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Let your worries drift away

This saying encourages leaving behind stress and concerns, much like how objects drift away in water, perfect for the cruise mindset.

I can knot wait to cruise!

A playful use of “knot,” a unit of speed at sea, instead of “cannot,” expressing eagerness for a cruise.

I have sail-ebrity status

This pun combines “sail” with “celebrity,” humorously implying a special or celebrity status while on a cruise.

Don’t harbor any regrets, just cruise

Playing on “harbor” as a safe place for ships, this pun advises against holding onto regrets and instead, to enjoy cruising.

Shore to be a good time

Using “shore” instead of “sure,” this pun guarantees a fun time, especially referencing activities on land during cruise stops.

On board for a boatload of fun

Using “on board” to mean participating, and “boatload” to indicate a large amount, this phrase promises a great deal of fun on the cruise.

Shorely you can’t resist a cruise

Surely, you can’t resist going on a cruise, with “shorely” as a pun on “surely.”

Ship happens, especially on a cruise

A humorous take on “stuff happens,” this phrase acknowledges the unexpected adventures and mishaps that can occur on a cruise.

Let’s make some waves with our plans tonight!

Suggesting creating excitement or stirring things up, using “waves” to symbolize making a significant impact.

I’m getting nauti on this cruise.

Using “nauti” as a play on “naughty,” this expression conveys having a fun, possibly mischievous time on a cruise.

It’s a-boat time we cruised!

A playful twist on “about time,” emphasizing that it’s the right moment to go on a cruise.

I aft to take another cruise

This pun uses “aft” (the back part of a ship) as a play on “have to” to express a strong desire to go on another cruise.

This cruise is smooth sailing!

“Smooth sailing” signifies that everything is going effortlessly and pleasantly, fitting for a hassle-free cruise experience.

Knot your average vacation

Playing with “knot,” a term used in nautical contexts, this pun suggests that a cruise is far superior to ordinary vacation options.

I’m on cruise control! 

Feeling relaxed and carefree, just like when your cruise ship is smoothly sailing on autopilot.

All aboard for some boat-iful memories!

This pun blends “beautiful” with “boat” to suggest creating lovely and memorable experiences while on a cruise.

Sail-abrate good times, come on!

A fun play on the classic song lyric, this phrase encourages passengers to celebrate the good times aboard the ship. 

The best time to cruise is always tide now

Suggests that the best time to take a cruise is right now, playing on the words “tide now” and “right now.”

Shore-ly, you can’t resist these ocean views!

A clever wordplay combining “shore” with “surely” to highlight the irresistible appeal of the ocean views during the cruise.

Port-y like a rockstar

A playful suggestion to enjoy port stops with the energy and enthusiasm of a rockstar, with a play on ‘port-y’ with ‘party’.

I like big boats and I cannot lie

A humorous adaptation of the famous song lyric, expressing a genuine fondness for large cruise ships.

Water you doing if you’re not cruising?

Humorously questioning what else one could possibly be doing if not enjoying the pleasures of cruising, wordplay on “what are.”

Cruisin’ through life, one day at a time

A metaphor for living life in a calm, unhurried manner, taking inspiration from the pace of a cruise.

I’m feeling buoyant about this cruise!

A statement of feeling light-hearted and joyful about the cruise, playing on floating or buoyancy.

Ships and giggles

Suggesting a carefree, joyful experience on the cruise, filled with laughter and good times.

I’m having a reel good time on this cruise!

Expressing enjoyment of the cruise, playing on the words ‘real’ and ‘reel’.

This cruise is pier-fect!

Combining “pier” with “perfect,” this pun expresses complete satisfaction and contentment with the cruise experience.

All I need is a good dose of Vitamin Sea

A play on ‘Vitamin C’, highlighting the therapeutic and uplifting benefits of spending time at sea.

This cruise is making me aquaholic!

A humorous spin on “alcoholic,” this pun suggests an overwhelming love for the sea and cruising, to the point of addiction. 

Our cruise is not just a vacation; it’s a fanta-sea come true!

Blending “fantasy” with “sea,” this pun portrays a cruise as a dreamlike adventure on the ocean.

Dock-tacular views ahead!

Combining “dock” with “spectacular,” this pun highlights the expectation of amazing scenery to be seen from the ship or at port stops.

What’s up, dock?

A playful greeting, substituting “dock” for “doc,” similar to the popular expression “What’s up, doc?”

I’m in ship-shape!

This expression means being in excellent condition, ready and well-prepared for the cruise.

I will never get seasick of these views.

A play on “sick” with “seasick,” expressing an undying appreciation for the oceanic views from the cruise.

Time to get ship-faced

A humorous play on a popular phrase, suggesting a plan to indulge and have a great time onboard the cruise ship.

I’m feeling nauti

A playful wordplay on “naughty,” indicating a mischievous or adventurous mood, especially on a cruise.

I’m having boatloads of fun on this cruise!

This phrase uses “boatloads” to convey the abundance of enjoyment and excitement experienced during the cruise.

Docked and loaded

A play on “locked and loaded,” indicating readiness and excitement upon the ship’s arrival at a destination port.

Knot on my watch

Playing on the word “knot,” a unit of speed for ships, with the popular phrase “not on my watch.”

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10 Funniest Cruise Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

By: Author Carrie Ann Karstunen

Posted on Published: May 19, 2020  - Last updated: July 2, 2022

Do you love going to the comedy shows when you’re on a cruise? I know it’s one of my favorite things to do on a ship. But until cruising starts up again, we’ll have to make do with telling some cruise jokes.

I’ve collected the funniest cruise jokes at sea, so you can crack up your friends and family with some cruise humor. Dad joke alert: some of these are pretty corny! But they’re all clean cruise jokes, and safe for the entire family. Enjoy!

Bankers aweigh

Two bankers were the only survivors when their cruise ship sank. They were both clinging to a single life preserver. One banker, knowing that his colleague couldn’t swim, says, “I think I can make it to shore to get help. Can you float alone?”

The other banker replies, “How can you talk business at a time like this?”

The booze cruise

A cruise ship is headed back from the Caribbean on its last night at sea. Just before dinner time, the captain gets on the loudspeaker.

“This is your captain speaking. I regret to inform you that there was an error with our provisioning. While there are 2000 passengers on board, we only have enough food for 1000 dinners. However, we do have plenty of alcohol, so anyone who is willing to give up their meal will receive free drinks for the rest of the night.”

A few hours later, the captain gets on the loudspeaker again.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize but it appears we’ve run out of booze. On the upside, we still have a thousand delicious meals for you to enjoy!”

A cruise ship passenger is standing on the deck, looking out at the ocean. As the ship passes a small island, he spots a figure on the beach. He can see it’s a very thin man with wild hair, dressed in rags. He watches him wave his arms, jump up and down, and run back and forth along the beach.

The passenger turns to the Captain, who is standing nearby:

“Captain, what’s up with that guy?”

The Captain just shrugs.

“No clue. He’s always this happy when we sail by.”

The sunbathers

Two elderly gentlemen are relaxing in the sun on a cruise ship. One turns to the other and asks, “Have you read Marx?”

“Oh, yes.” the other replies, “I believe it’s from sitting on these deck chairs”.

A magician worked on a cruise ship. There was a new set of passengers each week, so the magician performed the same tricks over and over again. The captain’s pet parrot came to all the magic shows and began to understand how each of the magic tricks worked.

Once the parrot understood, he began to shout during the show, “Look, he’s hiding the rabbit under the table!” or “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”

Every week, the parrot ruined the show. The magician was exasperated but couldn’t do anything. After all, it was the captain’s parrot.

One night, the ship hit an iceberg and sank. The magician found himself stranded on the iceberg…along with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but neither uttered a word. This went on for days. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot couldn’t hold back any longer. “OK, I give up.” he said, “What did you do with the ship?”

The party pooper

Why couldn’t the cruisers play cards?

Because the Captain was standing on the deck.

Rolex below deck s

A rich guy took a cruise to a tropical island, and decided to sunbathe on the beach. Wanting an even tan, he took off his luxury watch and slipped it in his pocket.

Back on board at the end of the day, he realized that his watch was gone—it must have fallen out of his pocket. Too embarrassed to admit he’d lost such an expensive item, he decided not to tell anyone.

A moment later, the Captain’s voice came on the loudspeaker. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is an announcement to the passenger who lost the Rolex Pearlmaster on the beach……The time is now 6:54 PM.”

Spring Break

A bunch of fraternity brothers go on a cruise for Spring Break. Halfway through their vacation the ship wrecks, and the young men escape on a lifeboat. They floated on the ocean for a couple of days, but no one came to rescue them. On the third day, one of the men noticed a bottle floating near the lifeboat.

“Whoa, what if there’s a genie in that bottle?” he asked. He reached into the water, picked up the bottle, and rubbed it.

With a loud whoosh, a huge genie appeared. “I am a powerful genie, but I can only grant one wish,” the genie shouted.

“That’s a no-brainer!” the frat boy said, “I wish the entire ocean was made of beer!”

The genie granted the wish, and promptly vanished.

“Dude!” groaned one of the other brothers. “Now we have to pee in the boat!”

Rethinking sinking

A very nervous first-time cruiser approached the Captain. “Do ships like this sink very often?” he asked.

Replied the captain, “No, not too often. Usually, it’s only once.”

Shipped out

A married man walks into his local pub, where all of his bachelor friends are gathered at the bar. “Hey, Dave!” shouts one of his buddies. “How’d you talk your wife into letting you come out with us?”

“Oh, I’m on my own for the week. She took the kids on a Caribbean cruise.”

“No, she wanted to.”

Which of these cruise jokes is your favorite? Let me know in the comments below!

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